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[cassaclyzm]

Why, WHY must I be gripped with the need to write? At 10:00 AM? While at work? I'm not sure if this is an improvement on "04:00 AM, just before I'm ready to go to bed" or not.

I hereby challenge myself, and anyone stupid crazy bored horny strange enough to be willing:

I SHALL WRITE 5,000 WORDS OF (mostly coherant) TEXT TODAY.

And no, long journal entries do not count.

You all shall rue the day your friends list was spammed with merciless LJ cuts of bad, bad writing!

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[tsaiko.livejournal.com]

You all shall rue the day your friends list was spammed with merciless LJ cuts of bad, bad writing!

Will they have sex in them? I can forgive lots of stuff if there's sex. ^^

[cassaclyzm.livejournal.com]

Hmm. Possibly, though doubtful for a while. I am at work, after all. ^.^

[tsaiko.livejournal.com]

True enough. Writing sex scenes at work is enough to make anyone jumpy.

Worker: "Have you copied those files yet?"
Tsaiko: "ARRRRG! I wasn't doing anything!"
Worker: o_O
Tsaiko: "Hehehehehe. I'll just go copy those files now..."

[cassaclyzm.livejournal.com]

Now, it's the typing with ONE HAND that really gets suspicious.... X-D

[tsaiko.livejournal.com]

That or bringing the letter openers with the "interesting"-ly shaped handles. That's when they really begin to wonder.

[nezchan.livejournal.com]

Ooh, yummy yummy writing writing!

[cassaclyzm.livejournal.com]

Heh. This is turning out to be oddly autobiographical, for some reason. And as for subject matter... I think my feverish reading of The Shortest Distance has tained my brain. ;-)

[nezchan.livejournal.com]

Hee! I have tainted you! You shall never be free of my stain!

*ahem*

I was wondering, why would you be "horny"? Did something happen last night? Hmm?

[cassaclyzm.livejournal.com]

Oh, I dunno.

I just talked with this hot chick on the phone, that's all.

Don't spread this around, but I think she wants me to, amid other wonderful things, suck her outrageous girl-cock. ;-D

[nezchan.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's it! Nezumi's gotta do it!

[bcxanth.livejournal.com]

Will the 5,000 words count if I use them to finish the short story I've been working on for a week?

[cassaclyzm.livejournal.com]

Aww, heck, why not? I'm not a word-nazi :-) Just trying to get some motivation happening to write, write, write!

[bcxanth.livejournal.com]

Woohoo! Ok, I'm in then. :)