Back hurtie bad bad.

This is one of those little things in life that makes me wave my arms about in a helpless, frustrated, confused-out-of-my-fuck fashion. (Sorry for linking you so blatantly, diabolica_nc.)

Still working. I've set up a little cot in the break room, and have built a small fire over which to roast marshmellows whilst taking service calls.

Well, that's the fire alarm going off. I must make haste.

[Edit] It seems the lawsuits thing is a hoax. Which is a good thing. I hate those "someone tried to steal something and got hurt and sued the people they were trying to rob for it" things. Having less of them actually in existance is always a good thing.