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I'm sitting here at work, listening to three guys discuss whether one of them should ditch a girl he has a date with so that he can stay home and watch Wrestling.

"Listen, Wrestling is a once in a lifetime thing, okay? If she's not a hot chick, then ditch her, man. But if she's hot, and you have the chance to, y'know... Go for it. Fuck Wrestling."

Words of wisdom for the ages.