Boob humor!

How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it.

Why do they call it the Wonder Bra?
When you take it off you wonder where the boobs went.

(This one is for illandaria ;-)
What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for?
Its Braille for "lick here".

What is Pamela Anderson's biggest pet peeve?
Guys never notice her nice ass.

Have you heard about the 'Sheepdog' bra?
It rounds them up and points them in the right direction.